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I'm not one to talk about people in a bad way. We all have our story. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. However, some of the stuff online is worthy of discussion. We all need a good laugh every once in a while. So, the names and places may be changed to protect the innocent (that may be a stretch). We all need to to laugh at ourselves when we botch things. Eyes wide open, take a breath, and a huge leap of faith. Here goes.
When creating a username. Do NOT use sexual terms or give body part sizes.
Your cute little tag line; again try to keep it within the set character limit so there's no mistaking what you're trying to say.
The profile. Take a few minutes and write what you spend your time on. If your day is full of work, say so. Kids keep you running, then talk about it, tennis, golf? Whatever your interest, included it. Don't mistake what you want to do with how you actually live. If you want to save the world, share it. If you would rather crash on the sofa and leave it all to others, then share that. Trust me on this; there is a person out there who will be attracted to the real you; the trick is keeping it real. The authentic you is dying to be exposed; let him out. Being honest is the easiest way to keep life simple.
More later.